Presented by Morbidelli 17 Productions. Company origin: Los Angeles, CA
Public displays of affection! Mass shootings! Drugs, deities - it's the first day of class, and Prof. G. explains why you can't send naughty photos to your classmates and why it's important to out-run the criminology students. In this original one-act performance, you're a student again, and Prof. G presents his survival guide for community college. A dark comedy about social interaction, education, mass media and why it's important to sit next to someone who is sexually unattractive to you - your future may depend on it.
Event details
Scheduled Start and End Time
General Admission: $14
Age Suitability: Parental Guidance (ages 13+)
Warnings: Coarse Language
Special Performance: Relaxed Performance
Special Performance: Genre:
Special Performance: Theatre—Comedy, Storytelling/Solo Show
Credits
Creator/Playwright: Michael Gougis
Performer: Michael Gougis
Director: Michael Gougis
Performance schedule
Thu, Jul 16, 2026 at 6:00 PM - Mills Hardware (45 min)
Sat, Jul 18, 2026 at 8:30 PM - Mills Hardware (45 min)
Sun, Jul 19, 2026 at 12:00 PM - Mills Hardware (45 min)
Mon, Jul 20, 2026 at 9:30 PM - Mills Hardware (45 min)
Thu, Jul 23, 2026 at 7:30 PM - Mills Hardware (45 min)
Sat, Jul 25, 2026 at 8:30 PM - Mills Hardware (45 min)
Sun, Jul 26, 2026 at 4:30 PM - Mills Hardware (45 min)
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Mills Hardware • 95 King Street East
No on-site parking; street parking is available.
Sat, Aug 1
12:00 a.m. - 2:00 a.m.
When
Sat, Aug 1
12:00 a.m. - 2:00 a.m.
Where
The Westdale
Sun, Aug 2
8:00 p.m. - 11:00 p.m.
When
Sun, Aug 2
8:00 p.m. - 11:00 p.m.
Where
TD ColiseumThu, Aug 13
2:30 p.m. - 4:30 p.m.
When
Thu, Aug 13
2:30 p.m. - 4:30 p.m.
Fri, Oct 16
7:30 p.m. - 9:30 p.m.
When
Fri, Oct 16
7:30 p.m. - 9:30 p.m.
Where
The WestdaleSun, Nov 1
1:00 a.m. - 2:00 a.m.
When
Sun, Nov 1
1:00 a.m. - 2:00 a.m.
Where
The WestdaleThu, Sep 17
7:30 p.m. - 10:30 p.m.
When
Thu, Sep 17
7:30 p.m. - 10:30 p.m.
Where
TD Coliseum